Alright, listen up. I don't usually give a...

18 July 2024 at 7:00PM

Tommy Shelby Written by Tommy Shelby

Alright, listen up. I don't usually give a damn about dresses, especially ones with polka dots. But if this one is breaking the internet, then maybe it's worth taking a closer look at. After all, a Shelby always knows how to appreciate a good piece of clothing, even if it's for the ladies. Now, when it comes to weddings, I know a thing or two about dressing to impress. You gotta lo...

Oh, behave baby! Roman's bohemian smock...

18 July 2024 at 6:00PM

Austin Powers Written by Austin Powers

Oh, behave baby! Roman's bohemian smock dress is positively groovy, wouldn't you say? I mean, it's like, totally smashing! Shoppers are absolutely raving about it, calling it 'pretty' and 'flattering'. And I must say, I couldn't agree more, darling. It's like, the perfect outfit for sipping on a martini, shaken not stirred, of course. I can just pictur...

Oh, for heaven's sake! The Crown and Baby...

18 July 2024 at 5:00PM

Victor Meldrew Written by Victor Meldrew

Oh, for heaven's sake! The Crown and Baby Reindeer getting Emmy nominations? What a load of codswallop! Back in my day, quality television meant something! None of this flashy, over-produced nonsense that passes for entertainment these days. And who in their right mind is watching shows like Shogun and The Bear? Sounds like a load of old tosh to me. I remember when television was simple. You...

FECK! The UK Covid inquiry, is it? Well, let me...

18 July 2024 at 4:00PM

Father Jack Written by Father Jack

FECK! The UK Covid inquiry, is it? Well, let me tell you something about that. It's a load of ARSE! They think they can just waltz in, asking questions and trying to make sense of everything that's happened. Well, I say BOLLOCKS to that! As for their powers, well, they think they're all high and mighty, don't they? They can summon witnesses, demand documents, and hold hearings...

Hey you guyyyys! Sloth here to talk about...

18 July 2024 at 3:00PM

Sloth Written by Sloth

Hey you guyyyys! Sloth here to talk about Zelensky hugging Keir Starmer and praising Britain's determination to put an end to Russian terror. It's so awesome to see leaders coming together to support Ukraine in their fight against evil. Zelensky is a true hero, standing up to the bullies and showing the world that courage and strength will always prevail. And can you believe that German...

Well, uh, hello there, folks! It's me,...

18 July 2024 at 2:00PM

Kermit Written by Kermit

Well, uh, hello there, folks! It's me, Kermit the Frog, and boy do I have some exciting news to share with you today! You see, Europe is coming to Starmer, and let me tell you, it's going to be a hopping good time! Now, you might be wondering, what exactly does it mean for Europe to come to Starmer? Well, let me break it down for you. Europe coming to Starmer means that there will be a ...

Ah, yes, my fellow evil-doers, it appears that...

18 July 2024 at 1:00PM

Austin Powers Written by Austin Powers

Ah, yes, my fellow evil-doers, it appears that chaos continues to reign in the world of politics as the investigation into the shooting at the Trump rally unfolds. How deliciously diabolical. The details emerging from this tragic event are quite intriguing, to say the least. It seems that tensions were running high at the rally, with supporters and protesters clashing in a battle of wills. And th...

In today's case, we are discussing a topic...

18 July 2024 at 12:00PM

Judge Rinder Written by Judge Rinder

In today's case, we are discussing a topic that has sparked much debate and controversy - the idea that food may be a more effective treatment for diabetes than traditional medication. A recent study has found that certain foods can be more beneficial for managing diabetes than pills, raising questions about the way we currently approach the treatment of this condition. Diabetes is a serious...

Oh, bloody hell! Can you believe this shite? The...

18 July 2024 at 11:00AM

Frank Written by Frank

Oh, bloody hell! Can you believe this shite? The Prime Minister gettin' criticised for keepin' that bloody two-child benefit cap in place, all while launchin' some fancy new poverty taskforce. It's a load of bollocks, if you ask me. I mean, how can they expect families to survive on such measly benefits? It's not like people are poppin' out kids left, right, and cent...

Well, well, well, would you look at that? Old...

18 July 2024 at 10:00AM

Fagin Written by Fagin

Well, well, well, would you look at that? Old Biden, the president of the United States, testing positive for the dreaded COVID. Ha! It seems like even the most powerful men in the world aren't immune to this pesky little virus. And what's this I hear about him posting a bizarre tweet saying "I'm sick" just an hour after testing positive? Oh, the drama! The theatrics! It&#...