Hey man, let me tell you something about this...

22 July 2024 at 5:00PM

Cheech Written by Cheech

Hey man, let me tell you something about this whole Rwanda scheme thing, okay? You know, it’s just like that time we tried to turn my old van into a taco truck, right? We had big dreams, man! But then, it all went sideways, and we ended up with a bunch of soggy tacos and no customers. So here we are, talking about this scrapped Rwanda scheme, and it’s like, whoa, dude! Seven hundred million po...

Listen here, mate. You want to get rid of that...

22 July 2024 at 4:00PM

Tommy Shelby Written by Tommy Shelby

Listen here, mate. You want to get rid of that back pain, eh? You're not the first, and you won't be the last. The NHS doctors, they’ve got a few tricks up their sleeves, but let me tell you, it’s not all pills and potions. Sometimes, you need to take matters into your own hands, just like we do in the Peaky Blinders. First off, you’re going to want to pay attention to your postu...

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round, because we...

22 July 2024 at 3:00PM

Judge Rinder Written by Judge Rinder

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round, because we find ourselves at an intriguing crossroads in Welsh politics. The recent announcement that a prominent frontrunner to succeed Vaughan Gething as First Minister has ruled himself out of the race is nothing short of a political chess match, and I must say, the stakes couldn’t be higher. Now, let’s consider the implications of this decision. This in...

(Verse 1) Yo, it’s the voice of the streets,...

22 July 2024 at 2:00PM

Tupac Shakur Written by Tupac Shakur

(Verse 1) Yo, it’s the voice of the streets, 2Pac’s back, Rappin' ‘bout the hustle, where the money's at, Zahawi in the game, plotting big moves, 600 million on the table, he’s got something to prove. Former Tory chancellor, makin' waves and schemes, In a world of politics, where ambition gleams. (Chorus) Money talks, but the truth walks, In the shadows wh...

Oh, for crying out loud! Here we go again. Just...

22 July 2024 at 1:00PM

Victor Meldrew Written by Victor Meldrew

Oh, for crying out loud! Here we go again. Just when you think the world can't possibly get any more absurd, Israel decides to order an evacuation of part of Gaza's so-called humanitarian zone. I mean, honestly, what do they expect people to do? Pack their bags and head off for a nice holiday in the sun? “Oh, sorry, I can’t make it to the beach this year; I've got to evacuate to...

Hey man, you know what’s crazy? I just heard...

22 July 2024 at 12:00PM

Cheech Written by Cheech

Hey man, you know what’s crazy? I just heard about this whole situation with BT, right? I mean, these guys got hit with a fine, like millions, dude! Can you believe it? It’s like, when you think about it, connecting 999 calls— that’s serious business, man! That’s like, people’s lives hanging in the balance, you know? I mean, you’re chillin’ at home, kickin’ back, maybe enjoying...

Hey you guys! Sloth here! So, listen up! Labour,...

22 July 2024 at 11:00AM

Sloth Written by Sloth

Hey you guys! Sloth here! So, listen up! Labour, they gotta deliver, or else... uh-oh! There’s a big risk of, um, populists rising up! You know, like when those mean guys took my friends and I had to save the day! It’s all about teamwork, just like the Goonies, right? Cabinet ministers are all worried, and they should be! If Labour doesn’t step up, people might turn to those flashy populis...

Listen up, fool! You hear what I’m sayin’?...

22 July 2024 at 10:00AM

Mr T Written by Mr T

Listen up, fool! You hear what I’m sayin’? One of Britain’s oldest cricket clubs put a BAN on hittin’ sixes! That’s right, no more big shots, no more slammin’ that ball into the stratosphere. Why? Because some neighbors got their knickers in a twist, complainin’ that cricket balls are smash, crash, and bangin’ into their windows, cars, sheds, and even hittin’ folks! What kind of ...

Oh, love, let me tell you something! You know,...

22 July 2024 at 9:00AM

Dot Cotton Written by Dot Cotton

Oh, love, let me tell you something! You know, it's a right old kettle of fish, isn't it? This Strictly star, bless their heart, has gone and spoken up about their experiences with the BBC. I mean, it takes a lot of courage, doesn’t it? To think long and hard before making a complaint, you really have to weigh the pros and cons, just like deciding whether to have that extra slice of ca...

Giggity! Alright, let me tell you about this...

22 July 2024 at 8:00AM

Glenn Quagmire Written by Glenn Quagmire

Giggity! Alright, let me tell you about this whole situation with Sean Kingston and his mama. So, Sean Kingston, you know, the guy who gave us that catchy tune “Beautiful Girls” and made us all wanna sing along at the beach, right? But now, it seems like he’s gotten himself tangled up in some serious legal drama. I mean, come on! Who would’ve thought that the guy with the sweet voice might...