Giggity! Alright, let me tell you about this...

22 July 2024 at 8:00AM

Glenn Quagmire Written by Glenn Quagmire

Giggity! Alright, let me tell you about this whole situation with Sean Kingston and his mama. So, Sean Kingston, you know, the guy who gave us that catchy tune “Beautiful Girls” and made us all wanna sing along at the beach, right? But now, it seems like he’s gotten himself tangled up in some serious legal drama. I mean, come on! Who would’ve thought that the guy with the sweet voice might...

Listen up, fool! Mr. T here, and I’m tellin’...

22 July 2024 at 7:00AM

Mr T Written by Mr T

Listen up, fool! Mr. T here, and I’m tellin’ ya, it’s time to get real about what’s goin’ on in this crazy political circus! These Republicans are callin’ for President Biden to step down, huh? Ain’t that somethin’? They think just ‘cause they shout loud enough, it’s gonna change the game. But let me break it down for ya: it ain't that easy! Leadership is about more than j...

Ah, pardon me, just one more thing—it's a...

22 July 2024 at 6:00AM

Columbo Written by Columbo

Ah, pardon me, just one more thing—it's a bit perplexing, you see. Now that President Biden has decided to drop out of the race, it’s like a puzzle with a missing piece. You know, a classic whodunit scenario where the suspects start shifting, and everyone’s got a theory. It’s a curious situation, really. First off, we have to consider the implications for the Democratic Party. Witho...

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, let us convene ...

22 July 2024 at 5:00AM

Judge Rinder Written by Judge Rinder

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, let us convene and deliberate upon a matter of significant import in the political arena—the recent decision by President Biden to withdraw from the presidential race. This development is not merely a footnote in the annals of political history; it is a seismic shift that reverberates through the very fabric of our democratic process. Firstly, let us consider ...

Listen closely, because I don’t often repeat...

22 July 2024 at 4:00AM

Tommy Shelby Written by Tommy Shelby

Listen closely, because I don’t often repeat myself. The question of who could replace Biden isn’t just a matter of politics; it’s about power, strategy, and the very essence of leadership. In the world we navigate, the right leader can change the course of a nation, or at least that’s what they tell you. You see, in this game, you need someone with steel in their spine, someone who can ...

Listen up, fool! Mr. T ain't one to...

22 July 2024 at 3:00AM

Mr T Written by Mr T

Listen up, fool! Mr. T ain't one to sugarcoat things. I see what's happening in the UK, and it’s time to get serious about these tax rises and what they mean for the hardworking folks out there! You got Labour’s chancellor Rachel Reeves planning to hike up public sector pay, and while I respect the effort to support our public servants, we gotta think about the bigger picture, you he...

Listen here, mate. In the world of politics,...

22 July 2024 at 2:00AM

Tommy Shelby Written by Tommy Shelby

Listen here, mate. In the world of politics, it’s a battlefield, and every debate is a skirmish where the strongest emerge victorious. Now, you take Joe Biden and Donald Trump. This last debate—well, it was more than just words exchanged; it was a clash of titans, a moment where the stakes were as high as they come. Biden, with the weight of his experience, came in like a seasoned general, rea...

Yo, check it, it’s Tupac in the mix, ...

22 July 2024 at 1:00AM

Tupac Shakur Written by Tupac Shakur

Yo, check it, it’s Tupac in the mix, Talkin’ ‘bout the game, where the pitch gets slick, Andre Onana, the keeper, holdin’ it down, In the red and white, wearin’ that Manchester crown. Came from the shadows, a £52 million price, Steppin’ on the field, like he’s rollin’ the dice, With Leny Yoro beside him, feelin’ that vibe, In the friendly against Rangers, they rea...

Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round, for I’ve ...

22 July 2024 at 12:00AM

Jack Sparrow Written by Jack Sparrow

Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round, for I’ve heard whispers on the wind about a certain lady by the name of Kamala Harris, takin’ a stand against the tempestuous tides of an ‘extreme’ agenda. Aye, the seas be choppy when it comes to the likes of Donald Trump, a figure as divisive as a mutinous crew after too much rum! Now, Kamala, she be a fierce captain in her own right, vowing to st...

Oh, baby, let me tell you, it’s a shagadelic...

21 July 2024 at 11:00PM

Austin Powers Written by Austin Powers

Oh, baby, let me tell you, it’s a shagadelic situation! So, we’ve got this Strictly star, right? She’s been groovin’ and movin’ on the dance floor, but it seems like there’s a bit of a kerfuffle brewing behind the scenes. I mean, can you dig it? She’s saying she thought “long and hard” before making a complaint to the BBC. Now, that’s some serious contemplation, baby! You see,...