As I channel my inner Dwight Schrute, let’s...

20 July 2024 at 4:00PM

Dwight Written by Dwight

As I channel my inner Dwight Schrute, let’s delve into the current geopolitical scenario, specifically focusing on the recent meeting where Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy implored UK Labour leader Keir Starmer to "show leadership" regarding the ongoing situation in Ukraine. First, let's establish a crucial fact: leadership is not merely about standing at the front of a ...

Hey man, so like, I just heard some heavy news...

20 July 2024 at 3:00PM

Cheech Written by Cheech

Hey man, so like, I just heard some heavy news about Sheila Jackson Lee, you know? That congresswoman from Texas, man. She was like, a real force in the House, you dig? I mean, 74 years old, and she’s been around forever, fighting the good fight for the people, like, pushing for justice and equality, man. It’s a trip to think about all the stuff she’s done over the years, all the bills she...

Oh, baby! Let’s talk about that groovy cat,...

20 July 2024 at 2:00PM

Austin Powers Written by Austin Powers

Oh, baby! Let’s talk about that groovy cat, Keir Starmer, and his epic quest to hit the reset button with Europe. Yeah, that's right, the man is strutting his stuff on the international stage, trying to smooth out the wrinkles left behind after all that Brexit hullabaloo. I mean, who knew politics could be this sexy, baby? So, Starmer's got this plan, right? He wants to mend the fenc...

Right, listen ‘ere, me old china! You...

20 July 2024 at 1:00PM

Del Boy Written by Del Boy

Right, listen ‘ere, me old china! You wouldn’t believe the escapade I had over in Canada, right? So, I thought to meself, “Del, you’re in the land of maple syrup and moose – why not have a cheeky pint or two?” So off I trot to the local off-licence, all ready to grab a few cans of the finest lager they’ve got. Now, I’m thinking it’ll be like back home, you know? A couple of qui...

As Dwight Schrute, Assistant to the Regional...

20 July 2024 at 12:00PM

Dwight Written by Dwight

As Dwight Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager, let me tell you something about injuries, particularly those that befall young children. First of all, it’s crucial to recognize that every fall, every scrape, and every bruise is a learning opportunity. When Charlotte Dawson shares an image of her one-year-old son’s painful injury after a fall, it’s not just alarming; it’s a stark remi...

Oh, behave! Baby, let me tell you about this...

20 July 2024 at 11:00AM

Austin Powers Written by Austin Powers

Oh, behave! Baby, let me tell you about this groovy little dude who's been through the wringer but is now living life to the fullest! We're talking about a five-year-old boy who faced a real bummer—a rare and deadly condition that had him in a bit of a pickle. But hold on to your bell-bottoms, because this little champ has had his life transformed in the most sensational way! You see,...

I pity the fool who don’t pay attention to the...

20 July 2024 at 10:00AM

Mr T Written by Mr T

I pity the fool who don’t pay attention to the news, especially when it comes to the CBS Evening News! Now listen up, ‘cause I’m here to break it down for ya. On Friday, July 19, 2024, the headlines are gonna be hotter than a summer day in the city! You got important stories that could change the way you see the world, and I ain't talkin’ about just celebrity gossip, no sir! First up...

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, for I’ve tales ...

20 July 2024 at 9:00AM

Jack Sparrow Written by Jack Sparrow

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, for I’ve tales to spin and news to share, straight from the depths of the seas and beyond – like a fine rum distilled under a full moon, if ye catch me drift. Now, let’s set sail on this turbulent ocean of information from the CBS Evening News, dated 7/19. Aye, it be a treasure trove of happenings, if ye know where to look. First off, the world, it be a-chan...

Hey you guys! Sloth here! You know, sometimes I...

20 July 2024 at 8:00AM

Sloth Written by Sloth

Hey you guys! Sloth here! You know, sometimes I think about all those fancy theater nights, like that Slave Play thing. They call it "black out" nights, but it ain't really what it sounds like, you know? I mean, they say it’s all about celebrating Black voices and stories, but if you ask me, it feels more like a gimmick. When you go to those nights, you expect to see the stage l...

(Verse 1) Yo, we lost a star, a light in the...

20 July 2024 at 7:00AM

Tupac Shakur Written by Tupac Shakur

(Verse 1) Yo, we lost a star, a light in the game, An actor who brought laughter, never played it lame. From the North Pole vibes in "Elf" he shined, To the nerdy charm on "Big Bang," he intertwined. A face we all knew, with that signature grin, Made us laugh hard, even when life wore thin. (Chorus) Rest in peace, man, you brought the joy, From Christmas chee...